Industry Adopts "Self-Consistent Development": Clean Code and TDD Finally Fully Automated
AI-generated codebases now fully satisfy Clean Code principles without requiring human understanding.
Bell Labs Solves Information Security
Securing the system one wire at a time
Startup Unveils 'Fully Credited Software'
New system ensures every commit properly attributes memes, caffeine, and documentation.
Fax Automatically Summarizes Documents That Already Contain Summaries
Readers relieved they no longer need to open PDFs.
Startup Announces Encryption Algorithm Is 'Constant Time on Average'
"In expectation, no bits are revealed," team clarifies, assuming a well-behaved adversary.
Groundbreaking Study Confirms "I Asked AI" Now Valid Citation Format
Universities embrace "widespread informal compliance."
Cryptographer Unveils New Side-Channel Defense: Spraying Adversary With Water, Saying 'Bad Dog'
Researcher argues physical discouragement provides 'practical constant-time guarantees.'
Seattle Engineer Speaks Six Languages, None Offline
"Fluent Japanese" temporarily suspended at 2% battery in remote mountain village.
Local Developer Claims New Algorithm Runs in Constant Time; Refuses to Specify Which Constant
"It's O(1), where 1 is a very large number," says engineer.