Startup Announces Encryption Algorithm Is 'Constant Time on Average'
"In expectation, no bits are revealed," team clarifies, assuming a well-behaved adversary.
Groundbreaking Study Confirms "I Asked AI" Now Valid Citation Format
Universities embrace "widespread informal compliance."
Cryptographer Unveils New Side-Channel Defense: Spraying Adversary With Water, Saying 'Bad Dog'
Researcher argues physical discouragement provides 'practical constant-time guarantees.'
Seattle Engineer Speaks Six Languages, None Offline
"Fluent Japanese" temporarily suspended at 2% battery in remote mountain village.
Local Developer Claims New Algorithm Runs in Constant Time; Refuses to Specify Which Constant
"It's O(1), where 1 is a very large number," says engineer.